Yes, as you've probably heard, the Republican presidential race is heating up now that Nun Of The Above is in the lead. This sassy sister is taking no prisoners - she's tough on terror, tough on the constitution and definitely tough on dirty laundry. Rumors have already spread that this burly bride of Christ is actually Ernest Borgnine in drag, but since the late actor is dead, this is unlikely. Others are concerned that election of this no-nonsense nun would result in a Papist government in the US. Hey, at this point, it could only be an improvement!

Stay tuned for more of (as Jon Stewart calls it) the "Clusterf*ck to the Whithouse".